ACT I45 minutes · 1 performer
The Velvet Tease
A slow-burn solo. One of our gentlemen arrives in character, owns the room, and leaves the bride-to-be unable to speak. Perfect opener for an intimate hens night.
— Gentlemen for hire —House of
House of
Valentine
Enter the house of love.
A travelling troupe of male performers. Hens nights, birthdays, divorce parties — we bring the show to your door.
Descend
— The House Doctrine —
Where temptation is an art form.
The House of Valentine is not a venue. It is a troupe — a brotherhood of male performers who travel to wherever your celebration is being held and turn it into theatre.
Hens nights, bachelorette weekends, milestone birthdays, divorce parties. We bring the costumes, the choreography, the sound, and the sort of confidence that runs the room. You bring the women who deserve a night they'll never quite finish telling.
18+
Adults only
100%
Discretion
We Travel
To your door
Our Rites
Choose Your Indulgence
Every booking is hand-stitched to the night. Tell us the occasion, the crowd, and the fantasy — we tailor the show and travel to you.
ACT II90 minutes · 2 performers
Crimson Hour
Two of the boys, one choreographed set. Themed costumes of your choosing — firefighter, officer, tuxedo, or our signature Valentine. Built for a roomful of screaming friends.
ACT III2 hours · full troupe
The Private Ritual
The headline event. A curated lineup of dancers, mingling, lap-dance rounds, group routines, and a finale tailored to the guest of honour. Discretion absolute.
ACT IVevening package
Bachelorette's Inferno
Our travelling night-out. We arrive, we run the games, we host the show wherever you are — hotel suite, Airbnb, beach house, or backroom of your favourite bar.
Step deeper inside the house.
Meet the boys, watch the shows, or tell us where the night is.